Loggers Open Season 6 with a Win

Regular Season
Game Date: 
May 6, 2012
Field: 
Epicocity of Game: 
Rousing
Lagers: 
8
Loggers: 
13

The stars of LowBall turned out to celebrate the start of the sixth season of tall socks and warm beer. After some brief, but meaningful words from the Supreme Commissioner, play commenced. It didn't take long for the riveting action that has made LowBall famous to take hold. J-Mac had worked on his batting routine all winter, integrating an odd wrist roll and bat poke. The fruits of his offseason work paid quickly as he sent the little plastic ball into the tall grass as the lead-off batter of the game. After that things are unclear as stats are still outlawed in the land of LowBall, however it is known that Ox continued knock out pitching, Black Cloud sent two over the fence and The Show showed off his big swing with a drifted dinger. With Ox showing a return of the power and pitching that made him a top prospect in 2007, he may be on a run to LowBaller of the Year. At some point in the later innings, The Ghost of Guap strolled in straight off the hunt. I speculated in an earlier piece that this may be the year of the Guap, it now appears that he is going for a clean sweep of the awards, including the West Coast.

After nine innings the Loggers continued their dominance from the end of last season and everything enjoyed a splendid day of wiffle in the hills of Lincoln, Vermont.
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Player of the Game
Highlights: 
South paw punishment
Astroglide Smooth Defense
Defensive Highlights: 
Lung cancer fielding
Quote of the Game
Quote: 
Well, my nipples don't hurt
Player quoted: 
Situation: 
Chit chattering on the sidelines
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Well done Hugh Wifflerton.

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