David Wiffleberg's blog

Breaking News: Wifftober is good, very good.

I, David Wiffleberg, debatably the second most celebrated Wiffle journalist, have returned to the LowPress from a season long, completely self-chosen “sabbatical.” I totally sabbaticaled on my own. Despite the swirling rumors, it has nothing to do with the “suspension” the LowPress handed down on upon me for embezzling $23.75, or stealing a copy of “Swinging Bunt” and 4 stickers, or pillaging the LowBall museum and/or leaking the Wifftober 8 poster months ahead of time.Read more

A Treasury of Haiku

The Low Press, being the best wiffle electronic publication in the world, extends its readership to the farthest regions. Below is an excerpt from the premier Chinese wiffle poet, Akinori Wiffamura.

Get your cleats bats balls
Fresh cut grass signs of season
Time now for LowballRead more

News from the Far East

It was a big weekend in the small village of Waitsfield Vermont. A promotion from local beer maker Lawsons’s Finest Liquids caused traffic in both directions of Route 100 and an appearance by the Easter Bunny made parking virtually impossible at the Village Square Market. But away from all this hustle and bustle, a bigger story was unfolding.

The newest wiffleball stadium to be maybe possibly added to the fringe of the Lowball League was undergoing major renovations. Head Groundskeeper Whanny, with favorable weather and nothing better to do with his time since his WoW and daughter were out of town for the weekend, began the painstaking process of redesigning and building a new Whannywood.Read more