Lay Bay Amajora Oct 7 2015 - 1:51pm

The Unshod One has had many a brilliant moments on the Wiffle field, if only those brilliant moments could last through to the pending and highly anticipated 2015 Wifftober IX show down. Alas, a scandal of unprecedented caliber has unfolded in front of us. Rumors abound as the Unshod One has been spotted gallivanting about on the north shore of Puerto Rico with non other than the 2014 WOW of the year, La Guapacita. Though the rumors are just that, there is question as to the reason that they have been seen together on multiple occasions. Some say lust and some say tactical moves to ruffle feathers of the talented, headline worthy L Guapo and inevitably get closer to the chalice coveted by so many Wifflers. This “distraction” from his Wiff-career, has resulted in his unquestionable missing of the deadline for the placement on the 2015 Wifftober roster.

As a result of Unshod's deceptive and unrealistic association with the powerful La Guapacita, Beatrix Boobssofine,...

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For the 3rd time in as many years, the world's first wiffle scramble will be played at the Vermont Music Fest. The LowPress received an advance copy of this year's poster with explicit instructions to not published. So, of course, here it is. Nobody tells the LowPress what to print, literally.